THERE I DID IT
I DID THE THING
i am the latter
i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay
jesus christ just lighten the fuck up you neurotic killjoy
why don’t you make like a tree and
Birnam Wood’s on the march
The Penguins of Madagascar | November 26, 2014
oH MY GOD
It makes me happy to know I’m pretty much the same height as Spider-Man.
Wait, Tony Stark’s not really 6’6” is he? That must be with the armor.
For some reason, it weirds me out that I’m taller than Cap and Punisher and the Thing, but it would weird me out if I wasn’t taller than Tony.
he’s 6’6” in his iron man suit. 616!Tony is around 6’1” or something out of his suit.
I’M GOIGN TO PISS I’M TALLER THAN WOLVERINE
JFC IM 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN WOLVERINE?!!?!? HOW IS HE SO SHORT?~?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??
Wolverine has always been short, you didn’t know?
What’s funny is that Robert Downey Jr is 5’8”.
That armor must have some killer heels.
do i look like a comic book reader to you. the only way ive been exposed to Wolverine is by the movies and the ACTOR is SUPER TALL CUZ WHENEVER HES NEAR OTHER DUDES HE TOWERS OVER THEM SO YEAH I DIDNT KNOW ABDLASDASHDASLD.
im pretty sure its a known fact he stands on a box…or wears heels
Couldn’t resist so I looked it up- Mark Ruffalo is 5’8”!
Science Boyfriends are nose to nose!
*SCREAMS AND COLLAPSES* *DIES FROM SHOCK*
*puts on gym shorts*
*puts in earbuds*
*plays Eye of the Tiger*
*flexes in mirror*
*does one sit-up*
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?
youre looking great
you are going to rock this
i believe in you
youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ
if you don’t believe that the world revolves around men getting what they want just remember that boys can ask a girl out 5000 times and send her 60 boquets of flowers and sing love anthems outside her door and post endless letters in her locker or smthn asking her to love him and that’s sooo cute and chivalrous but when my female friend sent a text to her ex saying she still loved him my male friend called her a desperate needy child
YOU GET AN EMMY
AND YOU GET AN EMMY
EVERYONE GETS AN EMMY
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kingdom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her
people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life