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chevalierdog:

i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts

(Source: chevalierdog)

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

mom: we are going to get mcdonalds after I changes my clothes

me:

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(Source: betterthankanyebitch)

houseofhiney:

Tennant Bum

zodiac sign thing

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

(Source: trisproir)

tags → #loser nerd #yeah 

SO GUYS YOU KNOW THESE GIFS

ask-curtisrx:

50shadesofcastiel:

backwardsillistrator:

im-not-even-gomen:

50shadesofcastiel:

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AND HOW EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

I FOUND THE VIDEO

ABBY HOW DID U EVEN

WHY IS THIS THE ONLY PART GIFFED??

This got so many notes I cannot believe

THAT WAS THE BEST GOD DAMN VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

lorenz-attractor:

Chris Evans said in an interview that the shirts he wore in the Losers were ones he actually owns and I think that’s really important

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captainarlert:

Scream my name like we’re in a sports anime

this completely went over my head as a kid

(Source: hiddleston-daily)

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

sam-and-dean-brochester:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

sam-and-dean-brochester:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

angelsarewatchingoveryoudean:

cone-flowers:

dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS AN NOT A TEST
Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 
Speculations that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.
Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.
Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.

can the supernatural fandom chill



i’m scared 
sam-and-dean-brochester hold me 

IM HERE

HELP ME HOARD ALL THE TOILET PAPER

I JUST BOUGHT A TON
HERE
*hands you a shit load of toilet paper*
THERE

a shit load

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

sam-and-dean-brochester:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

sam-and-dean-brochester:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

angelsarewatchingoveryoudean:

cone-flowers:

dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS AN NOT A TEST

Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 

Speculations that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.

Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.

Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.

can the supernatural fandom chill

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i’m scared 

sam-and-dean-brochester hold me 

IM HERE

HELP ME HOARD ALL THE TOILET PAPER

I JUST BOUGHT A TON

HERE

*hands you a shit load of toilet paper*

THERE

a shit load

sociopathicassbutt:

benevolentallegiance:

Transparent Croatoan sign for your blog. 
If you see this on your dashboard, you now have the virus and must reblog or else you will succumb. 

I can’t risk that shit.

sociopathicassbutt:

benevolentallegiance:

Transparent Croatoan sign for your blog. 

If you see this on your dashboard, you now have the virus and must reblog or else you will succumb. 

I can’t risk that shit.

sadrobotinabowlerhat:

iandhearts:

‘The Avengers’ (2012)

Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.

#justsaying.

 #^THIS COMMENT #I LIKE IT

ANOTHER

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs